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Karl Rove In Denial, Melts Down On Fox News, Attempts To Get Network To Rescind Calling Election

ELECTION 2012

NOV 7, 2012 12:03 AM169,823 214

Karl Rove In Denial, Melts Down On Fox News, Attempts To Get Network To Rescind Calling Election

 Timothy Burke

It's been a weird night at Fox News, and it got even weirder in the moments after every network, wire service, and amateur mathematician called the election for President Obama. That's because Fox News contributor Karl Rove—who spent millions attempting to get Romney elected—bizarrely refused to accept his own network's conclusion that Obama had won Ohio, attempting to string together a way in which Romney could could the Buckeye State.

His story grew more ludicrous as he continued talking, and even his on-air colleagues appeared to attempt to talk him out of continuing before Rove become a blubbering pool of, uh, blubber. Too late. [Fox News]